The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying to do my part to help humanity.

“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady,…”

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”