The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters on the toilet seat at the office.

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on a…”

“The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?”

“Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You…”

“I collect sounds. I store most of them in my ears, but some, like the sneeze, I…”