The coast is clear. Not a beached whale in sight.

“A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be u…”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”

“I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, b…”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”