The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“Before I walked into the door, the room got shades darker as a cloud did a summ…”

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it i…”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”