The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

“I stood under the umbrella for hours before I folded it up and started walking.…”

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”

“A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. …”