The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.


“Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a …”

“You know what show I thought was a riot? Live coverage of Egyptians overthrowin…”

“The outer bands of the tropical storm didn’t play as good of music as the inner…”

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”