The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.

“I’m a miner, and I’m always dirty, because I’m constantly digging. Am I shoveli…”

“Right now I’m naked, like how my pizza comes out of the oven. I like my topping…”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”

“I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.”