The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.

“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all thin…”

“Weeping willows always remind me of summer. And sadness. Please stop crying swe…”

“I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartm…”

“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and h…”