The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I don’t believe in it. Science has yet to validate my disbelief in Bigfoot.

“As the Hulk is green, I was bright red. I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was having …”

“You vote Democrat even if you vote Republican, because they’re two sides of the…”

“I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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“A brick could be used as a boat, and due to the brick’s reputation of indestruc…”