The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.

“It’d be quite absurd to equate a math equation with love. But that is exactly w…”

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and…”

“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal wal…”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”