The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.

“I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more lik…”

“My eyes are so close together that when I cross my eyes, my irises actually tra…”

“I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there li…”