The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?

“I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.”

“If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a midd…”

“I have assigned myself a Hooray Factor of five. This is the top level, and is t…”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”