The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

“In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either…”

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why…”

“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll …”