The elephant in the room is my limp penis.

“I’ll give you a glass of wine, if you give me a few drops of water from your ey…”

“I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audi…”

“If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a pe…”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”