The English feel schadenfreude even about themselves.

“I am easily moved to tears and rarely survive a visit to the cinema without she…”

“My life looked good on paper - where, in fact, almost all of it was being lived.”

“My theory is - we don't really go that far into other people, even when we thin…”

“Она законно пользуется широкой известностью за свои умелые руки, жаркие бедра, …”