the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate

“Even though we fought, like, ninety-four percent of the time, I'm really sad.”

“We'd failed, maybe, but some mysteries aren't meant to be solved.”

“Nothing's wrong. Everything's right. Things couldn't be righter. Things could b…”

“Just spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination wi…”