The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can be deadly. Sometimes I flirt at 100 miles per hour.

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub c…”

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I wan…”

“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it ma…”

“The word ubiquitous is itself ubiquitous in today’s writing.”