The fact is, I can’t put together the sort of feelings that I get when I’m having a dirty big wank together with the kind of feelings I get when I’m having a nice friendly chat with someone. It just doesn’t work.

“Sometimes when we were hiding behind the breakers with the crowd, he'd hold me …”

“She wrote, 'Dandelion, I love you.' And I thought that was magic. It's not in y…”

“It wasn't a love story." -Tar's dadIt was a love story. Me, Gemma, and junk." -…”

“It had this amazing spicy, pee-y smell.”