The fastest way for me to achieve self-improvement is with The Opponent Apparatus (my clone).

“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”

“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help hi…”

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and dem…”

“If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.”