The first guy who beats me up isn’t going to pay for it, but the second guy who tries sure will.

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“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, …”

“2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers al…”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism its…”