The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a name I can relate to.

“Smiling is the way the soul says hello. Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is the…”

“I had a hand in getting my clone employment. I gave him a handjob.”

“In the future, it’ll be my child, but it will be my child’s life, so I must nam…”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”