The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I do not know.

“I would never date Austin. Not that it’s gay, but it’s simply too densely popul…”

“Some events in your life leave a lasting impression. A thing that majorly impac…”

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m…”