-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?
-Don’t just stand there, you idiot. Ram them with your erection!

“She told me she’d never forget me as long as she lived, and I got offended, bec…”

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the ea…”

“Not only will my kids be out to replace me, but so will all my clones. Makes me…”

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”