The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.

“I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things …”

“It’s a fact I want to own a factory that makes up facts and figures, and I figu…”

“I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is…”

“Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t hav…”