The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: Why did that kid want to burn down the house?

“For most Americans, money and calories are always on their minds, although they…”

“A brick could be used to symbolize my fear. You may snicker and call me an irra…”

“I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as wel…”

“Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? …”