The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along with the key to my hope chest.

“I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness c…”

“I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always ke…”

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”