The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

“She taught me everything I knew about crawfish and kissing and pink wine and po…”

“Not that Colin intended to take any action against the peace and dignity of pig…”

“I liked reading biographies of writers, even if (as was the case with Monsieur …”

“Everything's uglier close up," she said."Not you," I answered.”