The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah, you might kick it around for a while, but if you actually wind up scoring, you get slapped with a huge penalty.

“Some people sleep their lives away. But I also want to sleep death away. If I s…”

“I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that …”

“A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the b…”

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”