The important issues, once you’ve taken them on, you can’t take them off. What do you think they are, panties?

“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so r…”

“I am the Wakeboard of Love, if you catch my drift.”

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from m…”

“You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep …”