The internet's a great way to meet people. You never really know someone until you see their fake profile.

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally fo…”

“I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.”

“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my…”