The last time I went speed dating, I brought a radar gun. I got clocked at over 70 miles per hour. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.” “Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big s…” “I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.” “You can smuggle anything into an event inside empty pizza boxes. Carrying pizza…”