The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.

“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let…”

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds …”

“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”