The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
(The impossibility is half possible!)

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They'r…”

“I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was…”

“My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoo…”