The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away.

“Cheese runners shouted at it, tried to grab it, and flailed at it with sticks, …”

“Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, bec…”

“Inside every lump of coal there's a diamond waiting to get out.”

“СЛЕДВАЩИЯ! КАК СЕ КАЗВАШ МАЛКО.... - Поколеба се, но въпреки това довърши: - ..…”