The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come suddenly and silently, you’d stand out like black on night.

“Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parent…”

“I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where …”

“If coffee meant vagina, I’d ask you if you wanted cream in your coffee. But it …”

“A brick could be your new best friend. If this appeals to you, it’s probably be…”