The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?


“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.”

“If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me bu…”

“There’s only one way to respond to, “How do you like your dinosaur burger cooke…”