The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.

“If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be …”

“I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sti…”

“For me, the badlands are entirely too naughty. The whole time I was in South Da…”

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpected…”