The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of attention.

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” onl…”

“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a co…”