The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father, if you were wondering.

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your…”

“In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”

“When I see a rainbow, I think of God’s promise and how He’s keeping it. Then I …”