The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

“Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally re…”

“I was with her for about six years before I asked her to marry me, which only m…”

“I was an abusive, selfish, needy, angry asshole. Now I'm just kind of selfish, …”

“I’ve gotta stop thinking I know what other people think, cause most of ‘what ot…”