The only class I studied religiously was Christianity 101.

“There’s this girl who’s obsessed with me. I would tell you what she looks like,…”

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pic…”

“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It…”