The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.

“I used to swim and dream of having a few Olympic gold medals to my name. But th…”

“A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.”

“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar…”

“My eyesight isn’t what it didn’t use to be.”