The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my e…”

“Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my ha…”

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”