The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas.

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of …”

“If I grew an inch a day, in 365 days I’d be one year tall. I’d be over three ba…”

“If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in fro…”