The only parents in the world who don’t need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night.

“For one brief, never-ending second, an entirely different path expanded behind …”

“I listened to the men's voices outside, muted by my car walls."...went at it wi…”

“After all the thousand times I’ve told you I love you, how could you let one wo…”

“Here's to responsibility," he toasted. "Twice a week.""And recklessness every d…”