The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.


“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”

“You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep …”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit …”

“Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar a…”