The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your c…” “I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of …” “Anything more than 5/10ths makes me tense” “I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’…”