The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike ce…”

“I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours…”

“I’d rate myself five stars, and those stars would all be fish. My review was of…”

“She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And u…”