The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morphed into private serpent.

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”

“Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of de…”

“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”

“Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.”