The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.


“With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting w…”

“Death is like bedtime—we all want to put it off until tomorrow. But when you’re…”

“Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.
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“The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossibl…”